every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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