Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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