3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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