Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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