worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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