I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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