hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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