great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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