I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It's just like the Real World with babies
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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