One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
