I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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