Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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