So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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