All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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