Say something about gay babies.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
3 2 1 whiskey
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I know her cup size but not her name....
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