I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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