thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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