Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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