From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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