glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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