i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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