So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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