Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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