i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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