Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Nobody cheats on THIS.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
