I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He better not be in your backpack
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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