Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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