I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
