how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
