They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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