Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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