There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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