Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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