So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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