i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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