I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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