I seem to have left my pride at pride
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
