Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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