Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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