batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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