It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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