i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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