Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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