how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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