Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You pole danced in your parka.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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