He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
