Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize