That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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