Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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