2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
