You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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