He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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