I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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