I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I don't deserve a penis
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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