i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize